Prosecution: “Constable Plod. After the defendant struck you to the ground did he say anything?”
Constable: “Yes, sir.”
Prosecution: “Well, what did he say, man?”
Constable: “That’s the way to do it!”
Prosecution: “That’s the way to do it?”
Constable: “Yes, sir.”
Prosecution: “And then?”
Constable: “He struck me again and demanded his sausages back!”