Back during the holiday season my hubby and I went to his company Christmas party. The party events his company threw were always pretty wild and fun and this party definitely fit that bill. I’m sure what I did more of at that party, shots or dancing! At one point I was even up on a table shaking my butt while my hubby and some of his co-workers laughed and cheered. Unfortunately, as any halfway intelligent person knows, people don’t make the most intelligent decisions when they drink to excess. That night Ivor made the decision to drive us home. He hadn’t consumed nearly as much alcohol as me but he still had tied on a few too many to be thinking about sitting behind a steering wheel. Luckily, the only thing that got hurt that night was my marriage and not an actual person. You see, barely 15 minutes after Ivor started driving us home, I was teasing him with a shot of my cleavage. I even slipped off my panties and tossed them in his face. He was surprised by it and made the car swerve. I thought it was funny… until some flashing lights lit up behind us. Ivor immediately pulled our car over to the side of the road and parked it.

 
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me, Ivor Rident, Iamso Ordinary