Allergy season..must be getting to me

Allergies include (and not limited to):
Selfish lowlifes
Backstabbers
People who don't do their job.
Bullshit (translation: People who come up with endless excuses.)
The people who buy into bullshit.
People with a nice hefty stick up their arse (Here, let me help you take it out. Oh no? You like it there...Let me shove it up further then)

Flickr lets you add notes..I cant here...so I'll spell it out...
The wrap: for protection when punching
The barbwire: for bursting bubbles
The knife: I don't backstab, I like looking in your face
The hazard mask: Don't stand to close to me if you cause allergies, I hear being a moron is also contagious and I don't want to catch it
The finger: Because I CAN.  Don't like it?  Move on.  

/me grins and walks away laughing.